So, apparently the new High School Musical movie had is out. I’m proud to say I haven’t watched the other two films. I have, however, seen little clips, and those are enough for me to know that this film is the most annoying, fake, happy clappy nonsense and needs to be destroyed.
Lot’s of very good looking, and very irritating people singing and dancing about being young, or in love or happy or some bull shit like that. Real life isn’t like that; everyone isn’t that good looking, everyone isn’t that happy. Do these arrogant pricks prancing around on the screen watch the news? A recent study showed that teenagers are the most depressed they’ve been for a long time. I don’t know but I doubt high school musical will have extensive scenes of one of its main characters self harming, or them sitting around, wanking. Also normal people don’t burst into song and a heavily choreographed dance routine whenever they bloody well feel like it.
America, where the film is set, is famous for its high school shootings. Here’s an idea for the next instalment of HSM. A disgruntled, fat, ugly Star Trek fan that always gets left out of the dance routines and songs bursts into the sports hall while all the happy cunts are gleefully waving their arms around and banging out another god awful tune, takes out his machine gun, which he recently bought from a supermarket, and mows down the lot of them. A shower of bullets destroys their perfect faces, their gleaming white teeth now dispersed around the room. Their gel covered heads blown off, their loved up hearts spewed across the windows of the hall.
Of course this wouldn’t be a very long film. So what I would do, as director, would be to show the scene of the mass shooting over and over again. From different angles and slowed down. Also for a rather sick ironic twist their upbeat singings about how fucking wonderful life is, especially if you are a teenager, will be played while we see the end of theirs. Roll credits.
That’s just an idea of course, Disney if you’re interested in any of my ideas for “High School Musical 4” then do not hesitate to contact me.
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